Welcome to stitzel.com, the nerve center of Joel Stitzel's media empire!
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I haven't updated my online biography since about 1997. I must apologize; I haven't put much work into this site lately. People tell me they've actually been reading that moldy old personal info; I shudder to think what impression they're getting (starting with that horrific oxidized-avocado background color).
You've got to admit, that bio's kinda quaint...in a rudimentary, 1997 sort of way. Consider it a time capsule. My resume is also hopelessly out of date and inaccurate, so maybe just ignore the conveniently-provided link if you would.
Y'know, even the salary I'm pulling down at the good ol' University of Minnesota Office of Admissions hasn't seen much change since 1997. Oh, I kid.
Host of the Infernal Singalong Machine karaoke experience, which may be found at Grumpy's Roseville on Tuesday nights, and the Acadia Cafe on Wednesday nights.
One of the hosts of Cosmic Slop, the beloved pop-music archaelogy extravaganza on 770 Radio K.
Webmaster of the University of Minnesota Office of Admissions and its environs.
University of Minnesota Office of Admissions logo is © Copyright 1997 University of Minnesota and is now hopelessly out of date.